- When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart!
- 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. (okay sooo...can anyone explain how a toilet, an inanimate object, injures someone? Shitting too hard maybe?)
- Almonds are a member of the peach family. (....what?)
- Horses can't vomit and pigs can't look up in the sky. (hahaha sucks for them!)
- In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in love if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis. (lmaoo what?!)
- Getting dumped often leads to “frustration attraction,” which causes an individual to love the one who dumped him or her even more. (I don't know about that one. You dump me, I HATE YOU!)
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